Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover or in this case font - Papyrus.
Flashback to the olden days where a kid is being chased by mysterious people with torches and runs into Chuck Norris. When asked what his name is the kid replies "Chuckaheeloo"(!) I actually replayed this a few times just to be certain and yes the kid's name is a made up rubbish name compiled of Chuck Norris's first name and some gibberish.
The present - On the way to deliver some bibles, 3 friends (chucks real life brother Mike, a slob and a poor mans Dawson) crash a plane. They find a small town with children playing weird circle rope games in a field and a guy with a ridiculous haircut called Emeritus (the woman in the image above can't contain herself). Chuck makes his craggy appearance as Matthew (yes he's an angel) and if you haven't already ascertained this is a Christian movie: Satan is making a comeback with the help of a possessed little girl and must be stopped by the films heroes and Chuck.
As a heathen myself I'm not actually sure what the message is here - maybe that there are better ways to cope with your daughters death than by playing russian roulette?
NO - I actually watched this at a slightly faster speed to get through it and inadvertently made it into an action packed comedy
