With his trusty beast companions, mark of the first born on his palm and his frayed loin cloth, Dar the beastmaster is off to revenge his dog and stepfather.
It's a familiar quest story with some weird bits - some witches transferrred his mother's pregancy to a cow, then cut him out and branded his palm. Somehow being in that cow must of given him his beast powers as he can command an eagle, a dirty tiger and two ferrets.
Marc Singer looks like a dummy and his sword skills are similar to a ten year old playing with sticks but he's likeable. Along the way he hooks up with a slave girl, a tough cunt and the kings son and together they set out to rescue the captured King and fight off the Jun army.
Beastmaster is a little bit Krull - Dar has a unique throwing knife boomerang.
A little bit Willow - comedy ferrets (Brownies) and the chosen one mark.
A bit Star Wars - he fancies his cousin
A bit like the Beat It video - where the tough guys all wear erotic leather pants with studs and a lot like the games you used to play at primary school during lunch hour.
YES - everyone involved seems to be having a good time but you'll leave it running while you get the washing in.
